I???m sorry to have to announce the passing of Cannon Exploration Inc. (CNEX), a beautiful and vivacious pump and dump, who at the height of her popularity, was taken from us prematurely, like so many of our brave soldiers around the world

Beautiful CNEX, I know that living with you was sometimes hard, but I composed this wholly original song and even made a music video (even though the singer got the words wrong) in your honor.

It’s been seven hours and five dollars
Since you took your pump away
I research every hour and wait all day
Since you took your pump away
Since you been gone I can write about whatever I want
I can trade any stock I choose
I can look for stocks that are breaking out
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these pump and dump blues
`Cause no pump compares
No pump compares to you

All the spam that you sent, Cannon
In the email
All got deleted when your stock crashed
I know that pumping up your price was sometimes hard
But I’m hoping you give it another try
No pump compares
No pump compares to you
No pump compares
No pump compares to you
No pump compares
No pump compares to you

Maybe CNEX made you some money, maybe she lost you some, but please sign the guestbook below and share your memories.